For many, August means vacations. For others, staycations, daycations, and playcations have become the rage.
None of these float your boat? Don't despair, because I've stumbled upon some other, lesser known, options:
Graycation - Take a trip to an Elderhostel
Naycation - Whatever the kids want to do, you tell them "No."
Neighcation - Horseback riding
Baycation - Who wants to fight ocean beach traffic?
Haycation - Visit the farm
Yaycation - Take in a few ballgames (root, root, root for the home team!)
Bobby-Flaycation - Gorge yourself on a Food Channel marathon
Paycation - Spend your time off shopping -- on-line, QVC, E-Bay, in a real store. It doesn't matter!
Lessweighcation - Time to get on that new diet!
Oy-Veycation - When your Jewish grandmother comes to visit
Been on any good 'cations lately?