Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Are We There Yet?

For many, August means vacations. For others, staycations, daycations, and playcations have become the rage.

None of these float your boat? Don't despair, because I've stumbled upon some other, lesser known, options:

sun Raycation - Grab a beach towel and a chaise lounge and head out to the backyard to catch some sun. Don't forget your sunscreen! (For those of you with fair skin, try a Shadecation.)

 

Graycation - Take a trip to an Elderhostel

Naycation - Whatever the kids want to do, you tell them "No."

Neighcation - Horseback riding

Baycation - Who wants to fight ocean beach traffic?

Haycation - Visit the farm

Yaycation - Take in a few ballgames (root, root, root for the home team!)

Hooraycation - (See above) bobby-flay_med

Bobby-Flaycation - Gorge yourself on a Food Channel marathon 

 

Paycation - Spend your time off shopping -- on-line, QVC, E-Bay, in a real store. It doesn't matter!

Lessweighcation - Time to get on that new diet!

Oy-Veycation - When your Jewish grandmother comes to visit


Been on any good 'cations lately?


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8 comments:

Elizabeth Spann Craig said...

Alan, this was TOO FUNNY. I love it! Clever, clever...

Elizabeth
Mystery Writing is Murder

Jack W. Regan said...

I like the "naycation" the best.

And here: Praycation: what I do when someone other than me drives on the trip to...wherever. Can anyone say control freak? :0)

Patricia Stoltey said...

Excellent and fun post. I like that Naycation one (even though our kids are grown and living elsewhere, they still think of things we should do).

I'll add TrEATcation -- visit a new restaurant for lunch (we're trying out a new French restaurant two little towns away from home on Friday).

Elspeth Antonelli said...

What a great post! It's funny 'cause it's true. WIth teenagers it's often a 'bore-cation' because "I'm bored" is the phrase heard most. Ah well.

Thanks for the giggles.

Elspeth

Galen Kindley--Author said...

The one I go on most is nocation. No money, no time, no energy, no can do bobba lou. But--Galen places back of hand to forehead in the manner of the long suffering--it’s okay(shun) not to worry about lil ole me. I’ll get by. After all, got these great blogs to visit. (Blogcation?)

Best Regards, Galen
Imagineering Fiction Blog

katman04 said...

Feycation - Watch re-runs of 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live. See also old Sarah Palin speeches.

Jaycation - Watch DVD's of the best of Jay Leno

Leication - Go to Hawaii....oh wait, that would be vacation anyway.

Alan Orloff said...

I knew you guys could come up with some great ones. Now I know where to find some gag writers (should I ever neeed any!).

Crystal Clear Proofing said...

Alan now I know where to go if I need a WORD! These are great! You have a very unique talent...I think we've helped create a blogrammaticist! --???? LOL!